Sunday, January 18, 2004
A Prayer For An Internet Addict
Our computer, which art in the bedroom,
Hallowed by thy mainframe,
Thy modem on, thy chat will be done,
Online, in freeserve heaven,
Give us this day our daily e-mail,
And forgive us our downloads,
As we forgive those who download it to us,
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from sex pages,
For thine is the hard-drive,
The Power PC and the internet,
Forever and ever,
Logged on.
Our computer, which art in the bedroom,
Hallowed by thy mainframe,
Thy modem on, thy chat will be done,
Online, in freeserve heaven,
Give us this day our daily e-mail,
And forgive us our downloads,
As we forgive those who download it to us,
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from sex pages,
For thine is the hard-drive,
The Power PC and the internet,
Forever and ever,
Logged on.
